A woman is like a tea bag – you can’t tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water.
Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.
As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot.
The age of a woman doesn’t mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
I don’t know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot.
Men are April when they woo, December when they wed. Maids are May when they are maids, but the sky changes when they are wives.
A women who doesn’t wear perfume has no future.
Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.
George Bernard Shaw
Being the boss anywhere is lonely. Being a female boss in a world of mostly men is especially so.
Most women set out to try to change a man, and when they have changed him they do not like him.