Face it, you are nothing without… Uranus!
Enjoy 15 of the internet’s best Uranus jokes down below!
1. The first man in Uranus will blaze a trail for many men to come.
2. There will only be six planets left in the solar system after I destroy Uranus.
3. Does Uranus have ass-teroids surrounding it?
4. Telescope advert: With our new reflecting telescopes, now you really can see Uranus with just two hands and a mirror!
5. Last night, astronomers were looking at Uranus. They were excited when they saw it.
6. I’ve spent my whole life trying to unlock the mysteries of the universe, but I keep coming back to Uranus.
7. No women have ever been to Uranus, but men… they’ve been all over it.
8. NASA has yet to find life on Mars, but I guarantee they could find dirt on Uranus.
9. I heard there is a black hole near Uranus.
10. The noxious gases of Uranus could kill a man.
11. Hey, did you know Uranus is hotter than the Sun.
12. How is the Star Trek Enterprise like toilet paper? They both circle Uranus and look for Klingons!
13. Just about anyone can see Uranus on any given night.
14. NASA is thinking of strapping a couple of rockets to a white dwarf and smashing it into Uranus.
15. How many probes have taken core samples from Uranus?