It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.
The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.
If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
Giving up smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I know because I’ve done it thousands of times.
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink what you don’t like, and do what you’d rather not.
Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been.
Loyalty to the country always. Loyalty to the government when it deserves it.